Sunday, July 8, 2012

Introducing Introducing Your Food

The BlueGirls® demonstrate how it's done:

Scott, what's your problem?!  Lift your bloody plate up and smile, you douche!

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Reluctantly Introducing Scott Berg

(Related to hell-of-a-guy Jasper Berg, no relation to the New York hipster of the same name.)

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Introducing the Sentinelese

Meet the Sentinelese of North Sentinel Island, Andaman Islands, Bay of Bengal, London.  They are an uncontacted tribe, said to be interested only in sex, fish, and coconuts.  Sounds like a good life to us here at the BRG.

The Sentinelese have vigorously rejected contact with the outside world for millennia, greeting any ship or helicopter that approaches too close to their shores with a hail of arrows.  Please respect their privacy.  If you must get in touch, drop them an e-mail first.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Liquid Blue Extra! Introducing the BlueBoys®

As with the BlueGirls®, the rhythm section of Liquid Blue has been through more members than a Thai prostitute.  Here are some of our favourite BlueBoy® alumni.

Angelo "The Frisler" Frisina:

Kevin "Winnie" Cooper:

Rodolfo "Rudy" Manzano:

Tim "The Criminal Ear" Breech:

Saturday, June 9, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 7: Introducing the Ghosts of BlueGirls® Past

Unfortunately, we've run out of time for this BlueGirls® Special on the BRG.  If we were to cover every ingĂ©nue that has crossed the Liquid Blue casting couch over the years we'd be here till the cows come home.  So, here's a roundup of the best of the rest.  Or as we like to call it, something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Starting with the old, then.  Here's the original BlueGirl® herself, Rosie Goldstein.  Rosie now lives in a retirement community in Florida, where she was crowned Miss Palm Beach Mahjong 2009.  Bless.

Something new (compared with Rosie, anyway): leggy blonde Mandy Gasparich.  Sadly, Mandy's career was cut short at an early age due to a curvature of the spine.

Something borrowed: BC Jean was a member of the BlueGirls® for only a short time before her services as a songwriter were commandeered by BeyoncĂ©.

And something blue: Dana Damian rocking the mom jeans.

That's all folks!  Back to our regular scheduled programming tomorrow.

Friday, June 8, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 6: Introducing Jessica Manning

Apparently, Jessica is sponsored by Midol.  SHE JUST IS, OKAY?!

The BlueGirls® Special wraps up tomorrow on the BRG.  Check in to check them out.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 5: Introducing Jenny Nowinski

A yes win-ski here at the BRG.  Take it to the bridge, girl!

Meet another young filly from the BlueGirls® stable tomorrow!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 4: Introducing Summer Muncher

A feisty songstress with a message, according to her own website.  Any season is Muncher season, according to the BRG.

More talented beauty from the BlueGirls® tomorrow!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 3: Introducing the Asian Chicks

Let's get these three out of the way right now.  I know what you're thinking: three hot Asian chicks in slutty schoolgirl outfits, hanging out 'round the back of a strip mall, what's not to like?  Don't be fooled.  These three are annoying.  Very annoying.

Left to right: Diana Ferrer, Gypsy Gina, DJ Layla Loxa.

Dealt with.  Moving on.

Monday, June 4, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 2: Introducing Kristen Kelly

Sassy, sexy, and above all confident!

Be sure to check back tomorrow to meet another of the BlueGirls®!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 1: Introducing Nikki Green

It's June, and that can only mean one thing: the BlueGirls® Special on the BRG!  We start with the leader of the pack, the gorgeous, talented Nikki Green.

Check back tomorrow to meet another all-singing, all-dancing, sassy minx!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Introducing Stupid Repubs

The ironic thing is, they're not much different to me:

But they call themselves conservative and I call myself a liberal.

Stupid Repubs.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Introducing DJ A-Cup

Because Tater Tots are sweeter than a pair of German Butterballs.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Easterthur ... take me away! Introducing Cat Adopts Rabbit

Ignore the weak soundtrack, which appears to be a Grateful Dead soundcheck circa 1990, and enjoy the inter-species crittery goodness:

Saturday, April 7, 2012

The Crackdown Special, Day 7: Introducing The Crackdown



(If anyone has actually seen this movie in a theatre, please post a comment and answer with information only.  Thank you.)

Friday, April 6, 2012

The Crackdown Special, Day 6: Introducing Frank Soprano

The Crackdown special continues with the most realistic-looking of the teenage hoodlums.  This young Chancer definitely has the criminal ear.

Tune in tomorrow for the grand finale of the BRG's Crackdown special, when you can view the trailer and learn more about the year's most exciting movie!

James Chance
Frank Soprano

Frank Soprano is another bodyguard to Anthony Soprano and is usually Anthony's right-hand-man helping him at all costs. Frank Soprano has a relentless approach of attacking when required, however, he isn't the smartest of the three brothers and often makes mistakes leading the Mafia into trouble.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

The Crackdown Special, Day 5: Introducing Joseph Soprano

The Crackdown special continues with the mastermind behind the movie's explosive effects sequences.  Simmy's action abilities also extend to the BMX park, but not, it would appear, the barbershop.

Look out!  That gun's on fire!

James Sims
Joseph Soprano

Joseph Soprano is the bodyguard of his brother Anthony Soprano, and despite his smaller physique, he possesses a lot of danger to the Police Force especially because of his action abilities. As the youngest brother in the family, he is usually keen to show off his abilities which sometimes lead him into trouble.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The Crackdown Special, Day 4: Introducing Anthony Soprano

The Crackdown special continues on the BRG with the arch villain of the movie, living large and dealing arms in front of his mum's china cabinet.  He'll have his pocket money docked if he scratches the veneer with his AK-47 ....

Joe Scott
Anthony Soprano

Anthony Soprano is the leader of the Mafia group and one of the most dangerous criminals across Europe. He organises the deadly deals across the capital making the Mafia one of the toughest groups to track. His mind-games with other forces make him one of the most wanted targets in the UK. His combat skills are documented through his use of training he had as a young child.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Crackdown Special, Day 3: Introducing Police Sergeant Michaels

The Crackdown special continues all this week on the BRG.  Tomorrow, it's time to meet the villains!

Jack Wade
Police Sergeant Michaels

Sergeant Michaels is the youngest of the Police squad. His combat skills are the best of the 'Fuzz' having previously trained with the S.A.S. Michaels is a strong character with a lot of patience and determination to take down the Mafia in their latest deal.

Monday, April 2, 2012

The Crackdown Special, Day 2: Introducing Inspector Jones

The Crackdown special continues on the BRG.  Check back tomorrow to meet another exciting character!

Dave Hennessey
Inspector Jones

Inspector Jones is Ford's right-hand man and the man that Ford turns to when in need of assistance. Inspector Jones possesses a lot of qualities including his ability to detect a situation out of control. He has great combat skills due to being a black-belt in Karate and a martial-art expert.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Crackdown Special, Day 1: Introducing Chief Inspector Ford

All this week on the BRG, we present The Crackdown: actions speak louder than words.

Greg Stubley
Chief Inspector Ford

Chief Inspector Ford is the organiser of the Police Force. His indispensible duties require him to be one of the best controllers in the Police Force. He has experience of combat through his years in the Army and his experience is vital for the 'Fuzz' to regain control of the city.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Introducing Alexander's Mum on the Island of Rhodes

(No relation to adult entertainer Nikki Rhodes.)

If anyone has any insight into the green disc she holds in her left hand - its origins, its purpose, and where I might obtain one - please leave a comment and answer with information only.  Thank you.

Sunday, February 19, 2012