These days, you can't pick up a newspaper, or log onto the Internet, without reading about molester this, abuse that, blah blah blah. That's why we at the BRG are reintroducing the humble sex pest; that bastion of American culture in the days before the sexual revolution made man-haters of women like me.
Take, for example, this page from the June 1959 issue of Girl Watcher magazine:
"A yummy nicknack attracts your attention in a restaurant, you haul her off home for a trial run as one of your collector's pieces."
Forget Match.com, that's a real man for you *sigh*
This is why I am founding the Sex Pest Association of Maryland. So, if you would like to sign up for SPAM, post your e-mail address in the comments section. I'll make sure you receive daily updates in your inbox.