What a knob jockey.
Ramblings and musings on gardening, native plants, ecology, critters, healthy living and naturist stuff from a master gardener from the Eastern Shore of Maryland.
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Introducing Albion the Grey
Albion the Grey of The Wizards Brotherhood of the Amherst Grove pledging his alliegence (sic) to King Arthur and asking him for his protection for both the Grove and for the Brotherhood on their pending quest:
What a knob jockey.
What a knob jockey.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Introducing Pagan Easter
Your Choice
Today the pagans of Easter celebrate with an atmosphere of giving and happiness, a renewal of life.
Good Friday and the Christian Easter, on the other hand, represents a time of suffering, their minds filled with the horror of a tortured man dying on lumber and then magicaly rising into heaven like superman for the selfish purpose of getting you into heaven, as long as you flatter God with your own insignificance and suffering. If you don't accept their beliefs, well, sorry, you go to Hell, a place of eternal torment.
The pagan Easter celebrates happiness and life. The Christian Easter consecrates suffering and death.
The pagan Easter celebrates a birthday (renewal). The Christian Easter solemnizes an execution (death).
Pagans give. Christians take.
Pagans prepare for life. Christians prepare for an alleged afterlife.
Pagans don't require faith or belief to celebrate life. Christians, however, require belief in their deicidal mythology.
Which of these practices do you think has the best chance to promote the most good will?
Eggsackly.
Today the pagans of Easter celebrate with an atmosphere of giving and happiness, a renewal of life.
Good Friday and the Christian Easter, on the other hand, represents a time of suffering, their minds filled with the horror of a tortured man dying on lumber and then magicaly rising into heaven like superman for the selfish purpose of getting you into heaven, as long as you flatter God with your own insignificance and suffering. If you don't accept their beliefs, well, sorry, you go to Hell, a place of eternal torment.
The pagan Easter celebrates happiness and life. The Christian Easter consecrates suffering and death.
The pagan Easter celebrates a birthday (renewal). The Christian Easter solemnizes an execution (death).
Pagans give. Christians take.
Pagans prepare for life. Christians prepare for an alleged afterlife.
Pagans don't require faith or belief to celebrate life. Christians, however, require belief in their deicidal mythology.
Which of these practices do you think has the best chance to promote the most good will?
Eggsackly.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Introducing Introducing Your Food
The BlueGirls® demonstrate how it's done:
Scott, what's your problem?! Lift your bloody plate up and smile, you douche!
Scott, what's your problem?! Lift your bloody plate up and smile, you douche!
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Introducing the Sentinelese
Meet the Sentinelese of North Sentinel Island, Andaman Islands, Bay of Bengal, London. They are an uncontacted tribe, said to be interested only in sex, fish, and coconuts. Sounds like a good life to us here at the BRG.
The Sentinelese have vigorously rejected contact with the outside world for millennia, greeting any ship or helicopter that approaches too close to their shores with a hail of arrows. Please respect their privacy. If you must get in touch, drop them an e-mail first.
The Sentinelese have vigorously rejected contact with the outside world for millennia, greeting any ship or helicopter that approaches too close to their shores with a hail of arrows. Please respect their privacy. If you must get in touch, drop them an e-mail first.
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