Sunday, June 24, 2012

Introducing the Sentinelese

Meet the Sentinelese of North Sentinel Island, Andaman Islands, Bay of Bengal, London.  They are an uncontacted tribe, said to be interested only in sex, fish, and coconuts.  Sounds like a good life to us here at the BRG.

The Sentinelese have vigorously rejected contact with the outside world for millennia, greeting any ship or helicopter that approaches too close to their shores with a hail of arrows.  Please respect their privacy.  If you must get in touch, drop them an e-mail first.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Liquid Blue Extra! Introducing the BlueBoys®

As with the BlueGirls®, the rhythm section of Liquid Blue has been through more members than a Thai prostitute.  Here are some of our favourite BlueBoy® alumni.

Angelo "The Frisler" Frisina:

Kevin "Winnie" Cooper:

Rodolfo "Rudy" Manzano:

Tim "The Criminal Ear" Breech:

Saturday, June 9, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 7: Introducing the Ghosts of BlueGirls® Past

Unfortunately, we've run out of time for this BlueGirls® Special on the BRG.  If we were to cover every ingĂ©nue that has crossed the Liquid Blue casting couch over the years we'd be here till the cows come home.  So, here's a roundup of the best of the rest.  Or as we like to call it, something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Starting with the old, then.  Here's the original BlueGirl® herself, Rosie Goldstein.  Rosie now lives in a retirement community in Florida, where she was crowned Miss Palm Beach Mahjong 2009.  Bless.

Something new (compared with Rosie, anyway): leggy blonde Mandy Gasparich.  Sadly, Mandy's career was cut short at an early age due to a curvature of the spine.

Something borrowed: BC Jean was a member of the BlueGirls® for only a short time before her services as a songwriter were commandeered by BeyoncĂ©.

And something blue: Dana Damian rocking the mom jeans.

That's all folks!  Back to our regular scheduled programming tomorrow.

Friday, June 8, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 6: Introducing Jessica Manning

Apparently, Jessica is sponsored by Midol.  SHE JUST IS, OKAY?!

The BlueGirls® Special wraps up tomorrow on the BRG.  Check in to check them out.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 5: Introducing Jenny Nowinski

A yes win-ski here at the BRG.  Take it to the bridge, girl!

Meet another young filly from the BlueGirls® stable tomorrow!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 4: Introducing Summer Muncher

A feisty songstress with a message, according to her own website.  Any season is Muncher season, according to the BRG.

More talented beauty from the BlueGirls® tomorrow!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 3: Introducing the Asian Chicks

Let's get these three out of the way right now.  I know what you're thinking: three hot Asian chicks in slutty schoolgirl outfits, hanging out 'round the back of a strip mall, what's not to like?  Don't be fooled.  These three are annoying.  Very annoying.

Left to right: Diana Ferrer, Gypsy Gina, DJ Layla Loxa.

Dealt with.  Moving on.

Monday, June 4, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 2: Introducing Kristen Kelly

Sassy, sexy, and above all confident!

Be sure to check back tomorrow to meet another of the BlueGirls®!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

The BlueGirls® Special, Day 1: Introducing Nikki Green

It's June, and that can only mean one thing: the BlueGirls® Special on the BRG!  We start with the leader of the pack, the gorgeous, talented Nikki Green.

Check back tomorrow to meet another all-singing, all-dancing, sassy minx!