Sunday, October 20, 2013

Reintroducing the Sex Pest

These days, you can't pick up a newspaper, or log onto the Internet, without reading about molester this, abuse that, blah blah blah.  That's why we at the BRG are reintroducing the humble sex pest; that bastion of American culture in the days before the sexual revolution made man-haters of women like me.

Take, for example, this page from the June 1959 issue of Girl Watcher magazine:

"A yummy nicknack attracts your attention in a restaurant, you haul her off home for a trial run as one of your collector's pieces."

Forget, that's a real man for you *sigh*

This is why I am founding the Sex Pest Association of Maryland.  So, if you would like to sign up for SPAM, post your e-mail address in the comments section.  I'll make sure you receive daily updates in your inbox.

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